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Pure genius! 10/10
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He pays special attention to the brows. “Your eyebrows should say, ‘Bring these to Snow White’s heart.’”
Er - he said “Bring me Snow White’s heart!”
Was this a bad talk to text?
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AI - Ambiguous Interpretation.
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Wasn’t this covered in the 1989 documentary?
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It’d be nice if he did Boris Johnson - but I doubt Maybelline make foundation in his particular delicate shade of ‘corpse washed up in a remote fjord after a long hard winter’.
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Bah!
What’s the big deal?
Reptiles molt, don’t they?
Jack Nicholson’s character had some class. Matt Gaetz should not be allowed near a class. 
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