Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/19/mayonnaise-used-as-an-instrume.html
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More like this please!
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Good to see they are using Hellmann’s (Best Foods) and not that awful Miracle Whip.
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This could be used for a Hellman’s ad, except for how that spoon-hitting-pile-of-mayo visual
gets re-e-e-e-a-lly unappetizing.
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Yea, well, just don’t eat that serving, okay? Just eat the one that goes “tump, tump” and the one that goes, “skrit skrit.”
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Vile and disgusting shit, I hate it.
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Does this work with that vegan stuff?
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Welp, that’s enough internet for today.
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My wife laughs at me for pronouncing “mayonnaise” with only two syllables.
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Is there some other weird way of saying it?
Man Ass?
(BBS: Post must be a full dissertation on Marcel Proust)
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I don’t like listening to mayonnaise any more than I like eating mayonnaise.
I like mayonnaise. And I pronounce it with two syllables. So there.
I’m gonna go slather me some maynase on a salami sandwich right now, while melodically slapping a bowlful with the back of a spoon. Good times!
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Of course it’s only two syllables:
may-o.
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Maaa-aaaa-aaa-aaaayy-ooo
Sandwich come and me wanna go eat.
C’mon. I cant be the only one that does this on opening a new jar.
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More like a spoon and a mayo jar and lid are instruments.
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Squeezable Miracle Whip bottles make an awesome farty sound, which would have made an even more awesome tune…
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument (and it’s barely a foodstuff - Dijonnaise, please).
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