Never change, Japan.
Representing China:
He created Nipple Straw to help people enjoy again the happiness of their childhood.
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But my mouth is a good deal bigger than a baby’s. Relative flow rate or absolute? Also, there’s a temperature difference between milkshake and mommy, assuming she’s alive.
Recreating the experience of your birth during the Zombie Apocalypse?
- So, shakes are thicker than mothers milk and sodas are thinner. Do they have different straws engineered for each?
- And do they sell small, medium and large, or do they use cup sizes? Sorry, it was there…
that’s believable. I’ve seen breast-feedable nippeles, and the totally have holes the size of a large milkshake straw.
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do we have a thread devoted to eye-roll gifs? We should have one.
But will they go the extra mile and leave my mouth tasting like celery salt?
McDonalds corporation is fixated on breasts as a means for subconsciously attracting consumers.
Their logo was no mistake, it was designed to echo mothers’ breasts. I wish I was being sarcastic.
Those recall mothers’ breasts? Maybe if mom were a Bill Ward pinup.
Edit: Spoiler blur works in preview… Oh well.
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