Meet Saccorhytus, bloblike human ancestor that shat through its mouth

Me too.

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Now that looks even more like the Odious Orange One.

Ugh - can we forget about Trump for 2 minutes?

And it clearly looks more like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.

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SH-T-NG THROUGH THE TEETH. Vomiting. Hark ye,
friend, have you got a padlock on your a-se, that you sh-te
through your teeth? Vulgar address to one vomiting.

Project Gutenberg’s 1811 Dictionary in the Vulgar Tongue, by Francis Grose
http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5402/pg5402.txt

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It’s been a long while. Wasn’t there something in Dante’s Inferno about shitting from the mouth?

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I think that’s a regular entry in the ‘What are we deprecating from the Living Jesuit Corpus this month?’ catalog.
In fairness things hadn’t escalated into making exocytosis a major vulnerability, and medical progress (evolution, hygiene, oxygen in the atmosphere…) hasn’t yet removed the epithelium from being a source of trouble. [Insert Viridian era complaint of humans: How does your body work? You burn things and breathe out poisons, constantly?]

Maybe it could be a classier LiarTownUsa.tumblr.com entry or 6 with titles split among ‘Limits To Obligate Carnivore Growth’ ‘A Pattern Language Of Departings’ ‘Capraphagia; Early Films Drawn and Screened Orally’ ‘Tantaluretics: Achieve Godhood By Multiple Streams of Eversion From Your Progeny’ ‘The Agile Co-Digestion Office’ etc.

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