Meet the animals of Useless Farm

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Originally published at: Meet the animals of Useless Farm | Boing Boing

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This reinforces my lack of desire to own Emus.

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Run Away Lets Go GIF by Brookfield Zoo

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One of the funniest wars of all time!

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I take it you are not an emu. :wink:

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Wait… Didn’t the emus win?

Dog Emu GIF

Also, no one on the internet knows your an emu?

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Yup, saved by the rhea echolon.

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Alpacas aren’t totally useless. Their fiber is used as one would wool.

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Only at the cost of many brave emus, emulsified by the machine guns of the Australians.

Their fame, and the new battle formation they introduced, will echo throughout the ages.

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i see what you did there doctor who GIF

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Re: Emus.

This thing cracks me up!!

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ooh, maybe they’ll take my cats!

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Emu’s are amazing stupid birds. Talk to anyone who has spent time driving in the outback and they’ll a story of an emu running in to the side of the car as you speed along. You’ll be driving, look out and see emu’s running along side, and suddenly one of them will turn into the car and BAMM!

For true evil, Australian birds, you need only look at the Cassowary

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Excluding alpacas with alopecia of course.

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