Meet the 'Calm Bearded Tree Enthusiast Painter Dude' minifig


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/25/meet-the-calm-bearded-tree-e.html


#2

Wet on Wet?


#3

“Scary Kid Loving Sewer Clown With Balloon,”

ummm…


#4

Five Robot Lions That Form A Giant Robot With A Sword (AKA The Greatest Minifigure In The Universe)

Yesss!


#5

At the other end of the spectrum from the beloved “Calm Bearded Tree Enthusiast Painter Dude” they have:

http://shop.actionfiguretherapy.com/product/sad-lying-idiot-dumb-red-hat-minifigure/


#6

Baby squirrel accessory sold separately.


#7

You’re not fooling anyone. That’s a sword-n-board DnD figure.


#8

Needs more orange.


#9

“Completely Heterosexual Fur Diaper Warrior Hero Minibrick Figure”
I literally LOL’ed. Genius!


#10

Bob’s “brush” appears to be intact.


#11

calling @Mister44
http://shop.actionfiguretherapy.com/product/deluxe-intergalactic-bounty-hunter-guy-minibrick-figure/


#12

I have several real Lego Fetts and some knock offs like this.

I see these guys at conventions. I am still baffled how they can rip off not just LEGO but licensed characters.


#13

Cute, but to me he’ll always be a Padawan. I prefer his teacher, the Master Magic Painter of Mountains:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Alexander_(painter)


#14

That’s a very large… brush he has there.


#15

You know what they say about guys with a large brush.


#16

Gotta wear a hairnet when serving food?


#17

o_0 uh, no. They can put a lot of paint on the canvas fast.


#18

Dammit, I completely misread “brush” like 4 times.


#19

Larger happy accidents.


#20

NSFW because of swearings.