Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/23/meet-the-sturddlefish-an-im.html
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You boys are going to be in so much trouble when God gets back…
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“We never wanted to play around with hybridization. It was absolutely unintentional,”
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Hey you got sturgeon eggs in my sperm! You got paddlefish sperm in my eggs!
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Please keep your nuts to yourself.
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Who is that actress? She’s so familiar, but I can’t place her. Google isn’t helping.
Also, Jesus Frikkin’ Christ, when are we going to stop trying to engineer our way out of the problems we create? Want more sturgeon? Protect sturgeon, ban caviar, prosecute poachers. This is how you get grass carp in the Great Lakes. They should have their scientist license revoked.
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Exactly.
They “accidentally” did what? They do not belong in a lab.
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Did you even read Jurassic Park, bruh!?!
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I, for one, welcome our new fish overlords.
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Looks kinda cute.
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“[He] majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.” – Tom Lehrer
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Mine was suspended for 6 months, and all I did was scrape a bunch of sparklers to get the potassium nitrate.
EDIT: oh, and I once attended a family T-day dinner where they had a turducken. I imagine these scientists are going to try to breed one of those soon.
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My guess is Diane Franklin.
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Yes! That’s it!
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how does it taste like?
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Did they write a book about the film?
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If it were a strudelfish, I would hope it tasted like Danish pastry.
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We’re not sure about the first one or two, but the next 90-odd were definitely accidental.
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Until they decide to aim higher, maybe.
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Paddlefish roe is actually a thing.
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