If you do not think being married to Donald Trump is hard work, you really are not thinking that through.
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Of course he can’t turn himself into a winner with women voters. In another example, his many racist remarks and policies are also bad publicity among black voters, rendering his support from them just about 0% (and surely it’s no higher among Latin@s). You seem to think paying attention to his every move and comment can only be good for him because it energizes his base, but like him, his base is just too base. And energizing it won’t make it any bigger.
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Plus, Donald is intensely loyal, apparently.
Says his third wife. Who he met while he was married to his second wife (who he met while he was married to his first wife…)
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Agreed.
His approval ratings with most “minorities” are abysmal, and the ‘get out & vote’ initiative where I live is strong.
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Depends on the god getting the sacrifice. Perhaps he’ll do better with the respectable god that the RNIC likes, the one that just periodically sacrifices all the firstborn.
Is there an English version of Mein Kampf online?
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Here is the really really funny part:
AHHHH IT’S LITERALLY A PLAGIARIZED PASSAGE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF HARD WORK
Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) July 19, 2016
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You’re aware that the “Black Guy” is Idi Amin?
Some might say that the implied comparison to Trump makes it even funnier though …
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Good catch! (snerk)
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Eh, let’s leave Cleveland alone. The Cleveland Clinic is one of the top medical facilities in the US. And I used to visit one of the specialists there.
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I’d settle for a good old fashioned tornado touch-down at the Quicken Loans arena.
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I don’t think Kaisich’s policies have let the Cuyahoga River regress to how bad it was before the EPA, but it would be perfect if the river caught on fire (again) right now.
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I lived there for a year in the late 90’s.
Cleveland was a pit, then. Just… gross.
And the river’s caught on fire there 13 times.
I really hope it’s changed, but the RNC being there likely isn’t helping much.
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I’ve always thought this should be Cleveland’s theme song… especially now.
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Well, seeing as he’s one of the leading Never Trumpers, it’s really not suprising.
The problem with the infinite monkeys theorem is that it assumes the monkeys choose letters randomly and are thus perfect random letter generators that, given an infinite amount of time would eventually write Shakespeare, but monkeys, like humans, are irrational and aren’t going to choose to hit a completely random letter the next time. They’re going to do things like hit a letter with one hand and then hit a letter with the other hand, so some letter combinations will likely never come up randomly because of the placement of the hands on the keyboard.
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I fully expect crowds of Trump supporters to start heckling the First Lady at public events with demands to explain why she used an Area 51 time machine to steal Melania’s speech.
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There are 4 speeches from Trump kids to come, too. I’m sure they’ll be equally great.
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How hard would it be to slip some of these into a Trump speech?
“America has been hit by Allah at its most vulnerable point, destroying, thank God its most prestigious buildings.”
“Acquiring weapons for the defense of Muslims is a religious duty… If I seek to acquire these weapons, I am carrying out a duty.”
“Free men do not forfeit their security…”
"Those who want to solve our problems at the UN are hypocrites…
“We reserve the right to retaliate… against all countries…”
Just dumb down the language a tad.
-all quotes copyright Osama bin Laden
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