Melinda and Bill Gates to divorce

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did you play xbill?

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Apparently someone came between them.

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Who gets to keep the dog?

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I can never figure out just why I, or anyone really, is supposed to care about events like this. The state of anyone’s marriage beyond my immediate family just isn’t my business.

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That’s too bad.

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no, we played Marathon and Spectre in the 90s.

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I think the dog was put to sleep 25 years ago

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Prince Philip dies…Bill Gates gets divorced…wake up sheeple!!! Prince Gates 2022! Queen dies, Bill marries Jeff…this is how we get the Padishah Emperor of the Known Universe.
Always Sunny Fx GIF

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Will they have joint custody of our microchipped bodies?

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Because billionaires are America’s version of the royal family.

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Who get the foundation?

Also, uh, how can I get a pool boy position at the Ms. Gates manor?

But seriously, divorce sucks, but it gets better later.

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No, Rover was one of the “Search Companions” in Windows XP.
There must be still quite a lot of boxen around running that…

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“If money can’t buy happiness. I’ll guess I have to rent it.”
-Weird Al Yankovic

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I don’t care either, but this comment section is pretty fun.

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Since while at Microsoft she ended up on all of the projects that were the biggest failures (Bob, Money, and Sidewalk were all hers - no fault of her own, I assume she was following the direction from the top) my assumption is that she had become accustomed to Bill yelling and screaming at her all the time and when that went away when they left MS things just did not feel the same. Not going to judge.

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Oh ladies!

gates1

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That was a really interesting clip, thank you for posting it. It made me sad for Melinda. I’m about the same age as her, and I wonder if she is having some mild cognitive changes relating to peri-menopause?

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