Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/22/men-arrested-for-stealing-shed.html
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It could happen…
Jeez, you’d think they’d at least duct-tape some roller skates to the bottom.
It would have been trivial for them to jack it up and slide a trailer under it. What happened to the USA?
Sounds like they’re from skid row.
If they’d run inside, they could have refused the cops entry and demanded they not enter without a warrant.
They might not be here
exactly when you get back but…
…it’s a blue Chevy two-door.
And it’d be going south on Hertado Street.
No, I can’t make out
the license number, but…
…it’d be pulling a small church.
Any blue Chevy pulling a small church
I figure that’d be the one, yeah.
Did the stick around for his free oven mitt?
Things have really degenerated since John Dortmunder retired.
what movie is that from? it looks kind of over the top.
“unauthorized taking or transfer” isn’t that robbery?
Or Fitzcaraldo, except that was a boat.
A shed of evidence. (All I got. It’s been a long day)
One of the countless “Pirates” movies. “Over the top” is kinda their thing. I didn’t watch the whole movie though. I figure they got about 1-1/2 good movies out of that whole franchise.
Of the Dortmunder movies - I prefer The Hot Rock
Meth. Meth happened. Don’t do meth, kids, or you’ll get arrested for stealing a building.
I fear you may be right. Before meth the American criminal mind was the envy of the world and the pride of our nation.