Men arrested for stealing shed by trying to drag it down the road behind a truck

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/22/men-arrested-for-stealing-shed.html

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It could happen…

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Jeez, you’d think they’d at least duct-tape some roller skates to the bottom.

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It would have been trivial for them to jack it up and slide a trailer under it. What happened to the USA?

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Sounds like they’re from skid row.

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If they’d run inside, they could have refused the cops entry and demanded they not enter without a warrant.

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They might not be here

exactly when you get back but…

…it’s a blue Chevy two-door.

And it’d be going south on Hertado Street.

No, I can’t make out

the license number, but…

…it’d be pulling a small church.

Any blue Chevy pulling a small church

I figure that’d be the one, yeah.

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Did the stick around for his free oven mitt?

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Things have really degenerated since John Dortmunder retired.

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what movie is that from? it looks kind of over the top.

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“unauthorized taking or transfer” isn’t that robbery?

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Or Fitzcaraldo, except that was a boat.

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A shed of evidence. (All I got. It’s been a long day)

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One of the countless “Pirates” movies. “Over the top” is kinda their thing. I didn’t watch the whole movie though. I figure they got about 1-1/2 good movies out of that whole franchise.

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Of the Dortmunder movies - I prefer The Hot Rock

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Meth. Meth happened. Don’t do meth, kids, or you’ll get arrested for stealing a building.

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I fear you may be right. Before meth the American criminal mind was the envy of the world and the pride of our nation.

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