Men bring propped-up corpse to post office in attempt to collect deceased's pension check

Originally published at: Men bring propped-up corpse to post office in attempt to collect deceased's pension check | Boing Boing

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I truly hope somebody does this with my corpse.

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I think the operative movie reference is at least as much Waking Ned Devine as it is Weekend at Bernie’s.

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Send your address. Our helpful associates will be right over. Be sure to have your bank information handy.

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Thank you. My very first thought on seeing this article

You have a pension? In America!?! Lucky duck!

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one of my favorite movies. so funny. and that was my first thought as well.

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I wonder if alcohol was involved?

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The 'wrongful termination" during the Covid Pandemic guaranteed me that, my asshole boss thought he was trowing me under the bus, but instead the company had to offer me a pension, small but it’s money, and it’s for the rest of my life.

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i very much wish to bequeath my cleaned skull to my best friend should i predecease him. tragically state laws seem to make that impossible.

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Well, I have a few ideas, if you want I can point you in the right direction, do bear in mind that it is not for the faint of heart. Plus, happy you’re still with us.

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Clearly they should have gone all to Weekend at Bernie’s II, and had him resurrected by voodoo. What a weird movie.

Heroin. ­

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