COOL STORY BRO time: Last decade* I was at a music festival sponsored by Trojan (i think) they had people passing out condoms, so we the festival goers ended up blowing them up like beach balls. There was an exceptionally large one that rolled out of the crowd so a dude in really thick Doc Martin type boots ran up to stomp on it, but when he brought his foot down on it it just swelled at the sides, causing him to lose his balance. I distinctly remember as his stomping leg went up there was a rubbery FWOMP-ping noise as it flew forward, from the energy of contracting. Legend has it that the condom balloon is sitting in a landfill, still as full as that fateful day.
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