Mess with the giraffe, you get the hoof

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/29/mess-with-the-giraffe-you-get-the-hoof.html

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[Bernel]

Sometimes it’s nice to be armored like a tank.

[X_Expat]

You were warned twice, ya stinker.

[snigs]

This is how kittens learn not to bite or scratch. And younger siblings.

[sluggo]

what did the bifurcated hoof say to the face?

SLAP

[timd]

The hoof?
You can’t handle the hoof

[Richard_Kirk]

[vrplumber]

Ever since the Toy’s R Us shut down, Geoffery is not to be trifled with.

[markfrauenfelder]

Reminds me of Bowser Jr.

[Bozobub]

Giraffes are actually one of the top 5 most dangerous African animals; largely due to their very strong, 360° kicking capability (much like moose and camels).

[tsath]

He asked his tall uncle, the Giraffe, what made his skin spotty, and his tall uncle, the Giraffe, spanked him with his hard, hard hoof. And still he was full of 'satiable curtiosity!

I have a friend who is a zookeeper. She said the rhino used to be in with the giraffes because he loved them. Unfortunately, he liked to play with them, and the only game he knew was bumper-cars. Best to train that calf up early so he doesn’t injure them later.