Michael Jackson is alive, Elvis is haunting Wayne Newton, and Sean Hannity’s secrets are revealed, in this week’s dubious tabloids


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/24/michael-jackson-is-alive-elvi.html


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Now this is tabloid reporting I can dig.


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• "Sprinkle in some truth” to make lies “more plausible.”
• “Keep it simple” without too many facts to complicate matters.
• “Play to your audience” by capitalizing on their knowledge and fears.
• “Don’t show remorse or guilt.”
• “Be prepared” and plan your lie in advance, not on the fly.


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Hannity as an example of “…balance, integrity and impartiality” Apparently the writer has never watched his show.


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Michael Jackson Ain’t Dead!

~No name on crypt

~Forest Lawn Mortuary has stated throughout the years we don’t have MJ’s body & have never had it.

~death certificate invalid and in wrong name

~no record of MJ at Coroner’s office under # given out at Murray trial

~no record of MJ at UCLA Medical Center

~verdict in the Murray trial calls him an alleged victim on alleged date, which screams the California judicial system never confirmed that dead body to be MJ, plus so much more!

Docs prove Michael Jackson faked his death-9 year investigation shows MJ "death" is simply smoke & mirrors, like magic. Learn his tricks here: www.vimeo.com/ondemand/aliveiiimichaeljackson

& www.vimeo.com/ondemand/alive2michaeljackson

& www.vimeo.com/ondemand/improvedalive1

DVD:


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Welcome to Boing Boing, comrade.


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