I have to say, I just donât understand the âcontroversyâ about Mileys Performance. I watched it, looked pretty much in-theme with her up and coming album and music direction, and she looked like she was having a great time. Now people are calling her a âslutâ, âwhoreâ, saying she crossed lines or whatever. How is a performance by an entertainer all of the sudden become âoutrageousâ and a âslutâ? America really baffles me.
It is controversial because it was designed to be controversial. I wouldnât be surprised if her publicists didnât hand out bullet points to the major news organizations beforehand describing how they should be outraged at the performance.
The industry has a very specific path for these young female actors/singers. You spend several years on the Disney circuit doing kid friendly stuff, then when you hit that 18-21 range the crystal in your wrist start to blink and youâre required to make some sort of âoutrageousâ performance or maybe get knocked up by your boyfriend or âforgetâ to wear panties to some event thatâs full of paparazzi to show that youâre an âadultâ now so Disney can move the fanbase over to the next 15 year old starlet. Then you can fade off into obscurity and maybe make some bad movies or write a country album or something.
Is Twerking short for attention whoring?
Do none of you get the point of the post?
It isnât about Ms. Cyrus. Itâs about what we as a society seem to think is important. Most of us could care less about what she does with her buttocks. Sadly, it appears that many of us would rather discuss her buttocks than, say, PRISM or Egypt.
WHo gives an arse what some celeb does? Their whole job is to bedazzle us, and they are doing their best to do so. The fact that we fall for it, get caught up in stupid morality arguments over their activities, only shows how vulnerable we are to effective political psychology.
There was a video of her on salvia a couple years ago. It could be planned, but it could also be the same problem child actors have (and sheâs also a child actor). Very few child actors manage to transition to adulthood without being fucked up in some way.
And of course news channels are going to cover Miley Cyrus instead of Syria. Put up Miley Cyrus dancing on a loop while talking about whether sheâs gone too far and people will watch. Put up dead bodies in Syria on a loop while talking about whether we should nuke them from orbit and people will go:
False dichotomy much? My brain is capable of holding both twerping and chemical weapons inside.
Sorry but I didnât care for miley cyrus before and I donât give any more of a crap abut her now.
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They were notorious for fitting the name of a female body part in
every songTheir demo tape,âRape-a-saurus,â featured tracks like âKill The Dutchâ
and âSuck On My Tumor, bitchâThey signed to a major
And the kids loved their stuff when they went on tour with New Found
GloryThey were carving a new niche, opening doors for raunch rock, and the
Meatmen reformed againBut Jimmy started hanging out with Jello Biafra
And Dee Dee Ramoneâs will bequeathed him all of his drugs
Then he teamed up with Enya and traded his guitar for a lute and a
CasioAnd put out his new age concept album âTears of Bin Laden: A Jihad Of
LoveâHe said, âI want to be taken seriously as an artistâ
âThereâs more to me than youâve ever seen, Iâm not limited by your
perceptionââI want to be taken seriously as an artistâ
âI still wear that big spiked strap-on on stage, but as a metaphor for
U.S. oppressionâ**Fifi was a pop star
She rocked the headset mic and shook her supposedly natural
wink-wink-nudge-nudge âvirginâ mombagsThe Billboard top 40 was packed with 38 of her tracks and a couple new
Tupac songsWith hits like âLetâs Not Ruin It By Doinâ Itâ and âIâm Not Ready To
Hold Hands YetâShe had her name on lunchboxes, posters and t-shirts and perfumes and
golf balls and pruning shearsThen she decided the world wanted to see the real Fifi
Who was apparently a skin-flashing whore whoâd gladly do anyone
She dated Marilyn Manson, dumped him for Madonna, dumped her for the
corpse of Curt CobainSheâd show up on the red carpet, wearing nothing but a thong and two
well-placed wads of chewing gumShe said, âI want to be taken seriously as an artistâ
âAnd you can only achieve true artist status by banging everyone in
your respective sceneâ**âI want to be taken seriously as an artistâ
âI canât be a good girl forever, I mean, my gawd Iâm almost 15!â
If I linger 'round too long, will this desire catch up with me?
Will there be âAn Evening of Worm Quartet with the London Symphony?â
Will âWorm Quartet Unpluggedâ be a reality someday?
Will it just be me smacking buttons on my keyboard and bitching that
the damnedthing just wonât play?
Fifi formed a punk band
Made up of studio musicians with models to play them in her videos
Somehow her fanbase was left behind
Jimmy is a pop star
Shirtless on Seventeen, posing and pouting and singing with his new
boy bandSomehow his fanbase was left behind
They said, âWe want to be taken seriously as artistsâ
âIf you donât like our new stuff, then youâre not real fans, we never
needed you anywayâ"We want to be taken seriously as artists
âBut in a few years, weâll crawl back to our roots, to make sure we
donât fade awayââAnd weâll see you again somedayâ
âWeâll see you again somedayâ
âWhen our fortunes are pissed awayâ
âIn a small club in East L.A.â
âOpening for Worm Quartet!â"
I wasnât shocked that a former Disney child star went for the sex thing during the VMAs â This has been done before, remember.
What I found shocking was just how BAD it was. The music, the dancing, the choreography â total shit. If youâre going to try to come out as sexy, be sexy. This was just lame. Iâm embarrassed for her. Brittany Spears was 100 times as good when she pulled this off much more successfully ages ago. And honestly, thatâs saying something.
she needs to get that tongue checked out.
Brittany Spears was 100 times as good when she pulled this off much more successfully ages ago. And honestly, thatâs saying something.
My brain is capable of holding both twerping and chemical weapons inside.
Just donât twerp chemical weapons or youâll get a bad rash on your backside.
Im sure this breaks a record for fastest time from news event to âwry satirical memeâ.
âYou Forgot Polandâ
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