Wow. Where do I get a copy of this?
In the folder on my desktop named “drunkshop”
You kno wanna share?
Rob,
We have warned you about treating BoingBoing as your personal Facebook page, haven’t we? Do we need to have that chat again?
tsk tsk
I used to have a copy of this book. College roomie snatched it. Fucking Wookies.
One of Fwok Lloy Wok’s, I believe.
Isn’t it wonderful how they’ve risen from imperialized squalor to yuppie lifestyle magazines in such a short time?
The roasting pits are stainless steel, gas-powered and equipped with a grease management system to diminish flare-ups. Deliciously crispy humans every time. Roast a Wookie in under an hour.
I suspect they followed Cloud city’s example and flourished once they added a Casino to the local village.
Yub nub!
Elsewhere in the magazine, you’ll see an article where a visionary Ewok has done some amazing work re-purposing a decommissioned Imperial bunker.
I am Wicket’s burning shame.
“Like everyone else, I had become a slave to the Ewok nesting instinct. If I saw something clever like a Panshee stool in the shape of a war drum, I had to have it. I would flip through catalogs and wonder, “What kind of fire pit defines me as an Ewok?” We used to read pornography. Now it was the Coruscant Collection. I had it all. Even the drum sticks with tiny scratches and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of wherever.”
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Wow. Where do I get a copy of this?
[/quote] Same place you find the Star Wars Holiday Special DVD.
So, the deepest, darkest pits of hell?
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