Modern Ewok


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#2

Wow. Where do I get a copy of this?


#3

In the folder on my desktop named “drunkshop”


#4

You kno wanna share?


#5

Rob,

We have warned you about treating BoingBoing as your personal Facebook page, haven’t we? Do we need to have that chat again?

tsk tsk

I used to have a copy of this book. College roomie snatched it. Fucking Wookies.


#6

One of Fwok Lloy Wok’s, I believe.


#7

Isn’t it wonderful how they’ve risen from imperialized squalor to yuppie lifestyle magazines in such a short time?


#8

The roasting pits are stainless steel, gas-powered and equipped with a grease management system to diminish flare-ups. Deliciously crispy humans every time. Roast a Wookie in under an hour.


#9

I suspect they followed Cloud city’s example and flourished once they added a Casino to the local village.


#10

Yub nub!


#11

Elsewhere in the magazine, you’ll see an article where a visionary Ewok has done some amazing work re-purposing a decommissioned Imperial bunker.


#12

I am Wicket’s burning shame.

“Like everyone else, I had become a slave to the Ewok nesting instinct. If I saw something clever like a Panshee stool in the shape of a war drum, I had to have it. I would flip through catalogs and wonder, “What kind of fire pit defines me as an Ewok?” We used to read pornography. Now it was the Coruscant Collection. I had it all. Even the drum sticks with tiny scratches and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of wherever.”


#13

[quote=“drchrispook, post:2, topic:11511, full:true”]
Wow. Where do I get a copy of this?
[/quote] Same place you find the Star Wars Holiday Special DVD.


#14

So, the deepest, darkest pits of hell?


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