Read the books! Read the manuals!
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A favorite bit of family folklore: my great-grandmother, born 1901 (RIP) told me of the time family from the Midwest visited her in Maine around 1923 or so. She had a lobster feed and they liked it so much, later that year she sent a crate of live lobster packed in ice and straw and whatever they used back then. A few weeks later she got a letter, “Thank you so much for the lobster. What a nice gift. But we really like the red lobster a lot more than the green ones.”
They didn’t realize you had to cook them…
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I can almost guarantee that the monkey would already look less awkward drinking water out of that thing than the current POTUS.
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Next up Curious George and the Ebola Virus…
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The imbecile looks like he’s auditioning for a jug band.
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I’d rather welcome my simian overlords than join that underground mutant enclave. Too much singing.
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Oh, “peer” into the bottle. I totally misread you there…
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"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.
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Wonko the Sane, of course. You beat my post.
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Dunno about that, he looks exactly like someone in a geriatric ward with dementia!
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Not crazy. Stupid.
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The directions on the Pop-Tarts box is how I learned the word “vertical” as a child.
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You got pop-smarts from the snack!
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Is he taking requests? Ask him to play “Hamberders for Thighland.”
He only takes requests from Putin.
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Well played.
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