Monorail socks


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/10/monorail-socks.html


#2

What about when the monorail drives right through the middle of the Contemporary Resort? Did they have some kind of cos to play that? An inflatable?


#3

Dang. I wanted socks that allowed me to practically ride a monorail track.


#4

That’s an interesting idea; what about some sort of carbon weave, non-newtonian gel pack sock that feels comfy in a shoe, but once on a steel rail becomes a kind of curved skate?


#5

BONUS: After wearing the socks continuously for about ten days they will even smell like the monorails at WDW!


#6

What about us brain-dead slobs?


#7

Monorails? Too mainstream…

https://www.wuppertal.de/microsite/en/tourism/schwebebahn/102370100000140310.php


#8

You hit the toenail on the head with that one.


#9

You’ll be given cushy jobs


#10

Grindboots? Like in the Ratchet and Clank games?


#11

More a “grind sock” that you can put shoes on.


#12

I find myself wondering about what looks like a row of severed fingers in the lower left of the photo…


#13

Those are indeed cool, but I prefer Unicorn vs Narwhal socks myself.


#14

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