Originally published at: Monster Energy wins second lawsuit against Bang Energy, taking $468m in a month | Boing Boing
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Are we almost at the point in future history where Bang re-brands its product?
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I had the unfortunate experience of indulging in 2 of these drinks without first procuring a human waste station.
The ensuing battle between my exterior human body and the interior plumbing was epic.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Bang ended up chasing the “plant’s need Super Creatinine and electrolytes” direction under a rebrand. ^____^
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It is sort of amazing how similar the plant pesticide/fertilizer market is to the human drug/supplement market.
The pro-grade pesticide concentrate powder I buy for my lawn comes from Bayer and looks like the jars you see at the pharmacist.
Also like the human energy supplement market, fertilizers are literally made from shit.
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Sidebar: what on earth is in your lawn that you need pro grade concentrate? Got Tremors?
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(just taking the chance to plug HBO’s How to Make it in America, in which Guzman’s character hawks an energy drink)
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