On the upside, no more truck nuts!
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Reasonable persons would not be offended. So there.
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That would apply to men, too. Hope it doesnât get too hot in Montana this summer
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Talk of wearing prosthetic naughty bits in public makes me think of this scene from Catherine Zeta-Jonesâ movie The Rebound.
http://www.posh24.com/catherine_zeta_jones/catherine_zeta_jones_runs_from_flasher
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I canât find the link right now but I was reading recently about âmilk-linesâ in the male and female anatomy and that an incredibly high percentage of both male and female homo sapiens have âsuperfluous nipplesâ that are lesser pronounced but are âthereâ. I found one about parallel to my lower ribcage. Does that mean I have to wear a t-shirt in public for the rest of my life soâs not to âoffendâ any cosmic schmucks?
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There go my summer plans 
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If you read the bill, youâd see that nursing mothers are specifically exempted.
Speedos are actually the common ground I find with the yoyo. Those things should be illegal.
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Your reply almost makes sense, until you consider that this proposed law is a solution in search of an actual problem.
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That would require a mastery of fire. So, no.
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Iâm fairly certain this law is designed to make life difficult for strip clubs and has nothing to do with people wearing fake nipples in the streets. Strip clubs have been creatively working around local laws for a long time.
Nipples must be âcovered?â OK, strippers wear clear plastic stickers. Covering must be opaque? OK, strippers wear tiny pink stickers over the nipple only. Nipples AND areolas must be covered? OK, strippers wear realistic fake nipples⌠And my personal favorite: Nudity is banned in bars but not in art classes? OK, the club passes out free pencils and tablets.
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Montana has the countryâs highest suicide rate.
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What do you expect from a state where the online porn rate exceeds that of New York and yet the most searched porn topic is âcompilationâ?
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Think of the children! Would you want to live in a world where BABIES might see nipples, rubber or otherwise?
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Mostly because every suicide accounts for 1% of the population of Montana.
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This makes no sense.
I have mamillaphilaphobia - Iâm afraid of people who like nipples.
Or is it mamillaphobaphilia - the love of people who fear nipples? I can never remember.
Visiting my parents in Toronto, I added âareolaâ to my fatherâs weekly shopping list. I told him it was a type of granola and that if he couldnât see it in the cereal aisle, that he should just ask for help.
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