Mountain Dew again! Woman reportedly poisons hubby with spiked soda because he doesn't like his b-day party

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glyphosate?? what dumb corner of the internet(s) are these bargain basement Borgias getting their poisoning advice from? roundup (+ ammonium sulfate) is for total bastards wanting to murder their neighbor’s begonias not husbands. (uhm… “/s”)

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Monsanto Dew.

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But why was her husband in the habit of drinking Roundup? And wouldn’t the color be a dead giveaway that she had messed with it by adding Mountain Dew?

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Saw them at a small venue back in 2014. They rocked.

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So many unanswered questions:

  • what didn’t he appreciate about his 50th bday party?
  • why were there surveillance cameras throughout the house and garage?
  • how bad was her situation that “poison” was her first thought?
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