The band Feral Herpes had a manager notorious throughout the music industry. They didn’t call him Monkey Macaque for nothing!
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Please, this is Florida. Looking forward to the Feral-Herpes-Monkey-Gets-Bitten-By-Florida-Man headlines.
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Yeah, but somebody’s got to contract herpes from the monkey…and that person is Florida Man.
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really? you would have to be unfathomably inebriated for such a thing to become likely, so what are the odds ?..
…ok my bet is on catches monkey herpes from a monkey wearing lipstick and a blond wig and then proceeds to break into the veterinary clinic for topical steroids.
and thats Florida Man and his sidekick Herpes Monkey. issue #1
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Needz moar ‘motherfucker’.
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Florida Man/Woman gives, and gives, and gives without fail. It would be almost criminal to not make known their exploits and achievements — which could only serve to make West Virginia Man/Woman feel pri-teeeeee good.
Not even with a rented ’nanner.
I was going to say “How are we going to tell the difference?”…
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