Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/12/move-over-florida-man-and-ma.html
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Shirley, I’m not the only one reminded of this: http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/Texas_Medley
Won’t even be the least appropriate earworm I’ve had this week. (That honor goes to Victor Wooten, believe it or don’t.)
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Can we have an annual ranking of the most prototypical Boing Boing posts? This would be top 5 for sure.
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Are you disappointed in BoingBoing?
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Quite the opposite: I am continually elated by Boing Boing. This story is just so so weird that it seems like the perfect Boing Boing post, or at least among the most perfect.
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Thank you for clarifying, I was unsure where your thoughts were headed there.
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Monkey herpes is rare in humans, with only about 50 known cases (none of which were actually contracted from monkeys).
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That’s a horrible lead image. Oh, wait! This is not the Chris Matthews thread. Sorry.
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Two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead a monkey.
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“Feral Macaque” or “Monkey Herpes”? So many band names! So little talent!
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: That's basically the same thing!
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“Move over, Florida Man, and make room for feral Florida monkeys with herpes”
So basically all of the male primates in Florida have the “herps” now?
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Just look at this feral Florida monkey with herpes eating a banana, currently 90% off at the BoingBoing Shop.
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It’s been an hour, and not one single “Planet of the Apes” nod? Not even an animated gif of Charlton Heston looking furious? It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore. . . .
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Still, that’s better than what’s roaming around Mar-a-Lago.
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This sounds like a job for Commander Russel Crowe and Captain John Oliver
or The Villages.
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The band Feral Herpes had a manager notorious throughout the music industry. They didn’t call him Monkey Macaque for nothing!
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