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bushjerky
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Did not have “mummified monkeys” on my Apocalypse Bingo card…
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Didn’t they realize you just needed the paw?
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This was going through that dog’s head during the search
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You joke, but they used to eat mummies in Victorian times. Something parodied by Futurama.
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As a patent medicine (heard about that a while ago)
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Less fun than when they’re stored in barrels.
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Until now I never took seriously the second line of “Greasy grimy gopher guts.”
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‘Mummified Monkeys’ should have been on Post-Apocalypse Apocalypse Bingo cards.
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His sentence should include he being allowed to consume all of the ‘jerky’ in one go. 
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Stupid long pig.
Four mummified monkeys? I don’t care for this new take on “12 days of Christmas”
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