Mummified monkeys found in luggage

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bushjerky

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Did not have “mummified monkeys” on my Apocalypse Bingo card…

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Didn’t they realize you just needed the paw?

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This was going through that dog’s head during the search

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You joke, but they used to eat mummies in Victorian times. Something parodied by Futurama.

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As a patent medicine (heard about that a while ago)

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Less fun than when they’re stored in barrels.

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Until now I never took seriously the second line of “Greasy grimy gopher guts.”

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Did someone say monkey mummies?

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‘Mummified Monkeys’ should have been on Post-Apocalypse Apocalypse Bingo cards.

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His sentence should include he being allowed to consume all of the ‘jerky’ in one go. :wink:

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Stupid long pig.

Four mummified monkeys? I don’t care for this new take on “12 days of Christmas”

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Brooklyn Nine Nine Reaction GIF

Also for painting.

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