Originally published at: "Mummified" mystery body found inside wall at Oakland convention center | Boing Boing
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I’m sensing a future Ask a Mortician video…
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Rejoice, good people of Earth! We have found Jesus.
You body-of-christ types better sharpen your dentures tho, he’s a lot chewier than we were expecting.
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Oh, so that’s where he was hiding.
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Sasquatch has him beat by a mile.
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I guess better than This Old House… 
(In which the hosts discuss the R-values of desiccated bodies used as insulation)
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It’s the 1915 version of Studio 54.
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Ahh yes, Zevulon the Great.
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Hoffa?
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The Rameses value?
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check the list of bay area gangsters who went missing in 1915.
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What, no amontillado?
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I guess it weren’t just used razors folks’ been disposing of between the walls.
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Evita…
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Could’ve been worse…
Signed,
Elmer McCurdy
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Guy goes missing, his last known location reeks to high heaven - surprise, was there the whole time!
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I seem to have a memory of a terminator movie or tv show where a terminators time travel drops him in the 1930s and he seals himself up in a wall to wait till the 1990s to come out and kill John Connor. Just saying. Keep your eyes on that mummy.
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