Muslim 8-year-old's letter to Trump: "Ain't gonna happen, bro"


#1

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#2

8 year olds are probably the best critics of Trump, since they’ve gotta put up with jerks like him on the regular.


#3

They’re also working at his verbal and emotional level.

I’m not suggesting this kid, or any other, would win a debate against him, but at least the debate would sound right because they’d be on even footing.


#4

Hey, that’s not a fair fight! You don’t need to push around somebody else just to prove you’re smarter and stronger! Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size?

Clarification: I’m speaking to the 8-year old.


#5

Yes, indeed, this young guy frames the issue at precisely the level it merits. I eagerly await the counter-punch on Twitter.


#6

Started out strong, but took an unfortunate turn at the end. :disappointed:


#7

“You know what? The wall just got bajillion feet higher. Believe me.”


#8

To do that, his hands would have to shrink.


#9

"Out of the mouths of babes."

Rock on, Jackson Wheeless.


#10

Naww! This is the second cutest thing a small child could do w.r.t. Trump.

(after the classic surprisingly-powerful crotch punch)


#11

I think 8-year-olds would be at a disadvantage, as they’d be trying to work within (their understanding of) the real world, unable to match Trump’s reality-free demagoguery.


#12

chuckle As a parent of that demographic I humbly submit that reality-free demagoguery is still very much in 8 y.o.'s collective wheelhouse, though I would cede the argument in the face of clear evidence that Trump has honed his innate talent over the successive years.


#13

I like this kid. I support this kid for president, whoever they are.


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