There is absolutely no way to read this without the voice in my head overacting and changing emotion every sentence.
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Why is she asking for money? Surely thoughts and prayers are far more effective?
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Gods below! Give it a rest, Katie.
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Um… “girl”? She’s a grown woman. How about don’t infantilize her.
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I’m pretty sure their Eleventh Commandment is “Ignore the first Ten Commandments, especially in the acquisition of power.”
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No no no, you over prepared, and not seeing the difference makes if funnier.
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Found the rejected script for this fundraiser *
Here’s a part of it.
(Whispery crying voice). My spirit……is broken. My heart……is broken. My…microwave……is BROKEN!
(Wipe fake tear)
*Not an actual transcript
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My obligatory post, again:
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“… what real families are facing around kitchen tables like this.”
Text: if you don’t have a kitchen table like this, you are not a real family.
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well, she already made sure of that herself;
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speaking from experience, yes?
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Well, my heart will go on.
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nah, everyone is JUST laughing at her…sorry
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Keppler going through this IRL
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Klepper?
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Yes, that guy.
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Katie Britt: “My heart is broken.”
She just… can’t… stop.
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… and after buying numerous expensive firearms and tech gear.
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