Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/26/mypillow-ceo-banned-from-twitter.html
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Finally, he’s been muffled. This will certainly not bolster his public image. I hope that nothing cushions his fall from grace.
It’s all down from here.
He made his bed, now he has to lie in it
I was surprised that he didn’t issue a blanket denial.
He’s not likely to find many comforters on social media these days.
His lawyers argue: “Throw pillow case. It’s a sham.”
This would be a good place for the Grumpy Cat gif.
But no.
R.I.P. Grumpy Cat.
Lindell seriously needs an intervention. He should get into a 12 step program because his reliance on prayer to stay clean and sober is obviously not working. Can’t wait until Dominion hits him with a $1.3 billion lawsuit, that’ll teach him.
Tardar Sauce might have gone to the great catnip patch in the sky; but Grumpy Cat is immortal as long as her meme is shared among us.
Thread count so far: 800 puns per square inch.
Apparently, Twitter didn’t approve of his puffery.
and nothing of value was lost
Case of being fleeced by the head cheeto?
Ah well, just be a fluff piece, I’m sure he’ll say he was short-sheeted…
And @teknocholer takes it with the double pun!!!
Eider know 'bout that. That ticking talker.
Well, that’s knocked the stuffing out of him, we hope.