Originally published at: Mike Lindell goes ballistic when he's told he has "lumpy pillows" (video) | Boing Boing
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It’s like something out of Fargo.
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I’ve always thought maybe a couple of steps higher on the scale…like Punch Drunk Love.
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Less relatable. Like if Mr. Furious was a villian:
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I’m so hoping for a future time (please!!! not far off 
) when all people will look back at this time and at Lindell and wonder how such creatures could have walked the Earth.
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Seems like the lawyer added that precisely to get a rise out of Lindell (and boy howdy did he oblige). Still…
(It’s apparently one of the criticisms of the pillow.)
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He’s in a slow motion crash and burn. He’ll turn himself completely into ashes.
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I’ll be the one to start this off if it hasn’t happened yet.
To be forever known as, Mike “Lumpy” Lindell.
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Watch the snowflake melt with just one magic word.
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Mr Pillow’s lawyers after the deposition
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Definitely sounds like he’s earned himself a nickname
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He is no longer Mike Lindell. Henceforth, his name is Lumpy Lindell. I have spoken.
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My mother in law bought us two of his pillows
And yeah…. They’re lumpy
As if they’re full of packing peanuts
I hate them
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Low brow asshole.
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This could be a wonderful source of innocent merriment.
Journalist: “Mr. Lindell, regarding the lawsuits against you. let’s for the sake of simplicity lump them into three groups…”
Lindell: “!@#$%^&()&^%$#$%^&()&^%$@$%^&)(&^%$!@#$%^&*(…”
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Of fucking course they’re lumpy AF - they’re filled with crumbled (AKA LUMPS of) memory foam! He buys leftover foam bits from other factories for cheap and stuffs his stupid, stupidly expen$ive pillows w/'em!
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Hilariously, he’s clearly only getting so mad because he knows it’s true.
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