It must have been the Chalupacabra. While it normally prefers to feed on the blood of Taco Bell patrons, it is not so particular at the unholy hour of 3:330 am.
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No, but that sounds like the basis of a new faith to me. Our Father of the Come and Pull My Finger… All the pews are lazy boys, and beer is drunk for the communal celebration.
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Some sort of subsect of Manichaeism, I guess, since they were riffing on some of the ideas of the Greeks about flatulence being a release of divine pneuma… apparently without Pythagoras’s worry that one might lose one’s soul that way.
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Pétomanarianism? Well, he’s a God to me, anyway.
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A descendant of Rolandism… though it was the most minimalist of starts.
But then I can see the possibility of different sects forming and conflicts rising, leading to internecine religious wars in which everyone is hoist on their own petards…
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For those who do not mind graven images.
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Mysterious “demonic sounds” heard inside McDonald’s
I said, Occupied. OCCUPIED!!!
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Speaking of McDonald’s and things creeping up on them, I’m now getting ads of coupons for McDonald’s.
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I wonder if the demonic sounds = “Robble robble”
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