Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/20/mysterious-trumpets-of-the-apo.html
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Heaven’s emergency broadcast system. Stay tuned.
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Knowing Spokane, I would not be surprised.
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Will anyone notice?
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My guess is going to be trains on the rails.
I camped overnight at this traihead in east Texas last December, and a train came through the s-curve on the lower tracks in the middle of the night at a very slow pace. Eeriest, yet most interesting music I’ve ever heard.
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The world ended. Didn’t you get the epistle?
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Agreed. A friend of mine has a house by a train-yard. Every day at 10pm a train comes in. It sounds exactly like a horror movie soundtrack. Eerie.
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Probably just some sort of new whale or something.
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But Trump was elected!
I thought God would be happy!
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Yah, this “herald” is a few decades late for Spokane.
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Hmmmmmm. Trying to come up with a “trump-ette” joke…
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That could be a good short story or book.
“Two years into the Trump regime the Apocalypse happens and… no one notices. What’s a horseman to do when eclipsed by a human with an inhuman appetite for destruction and mayhem?”
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Well, McMorris-Rogers is our representative…
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A herald for the 1974 world’s fair?
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Possible explanation: someone in Spokane was playing this a little too loud on their stereo:
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Suspension train sound.
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…and then there’s that relic in that church in greece that supposedly contains some saint’s blood, and it has a history of coagulating and then UN-coagulating on certain dates, and this year it just missed one (for maybe the first time, i dunno). anyway, it apparently portends horrendous things for 2017.
EDIT: here’s the link to the story:
http://theweek.com/speedreads/668384/ancient-vial-miracle-blood-failed-liquefy-thats-bad-omen-2017
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Could only improve the valley.
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