Mysterious trumpets of the apocalypse heard in Spokane, Washington


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/20/mysterious-trumpets-of-the-apo.html


#2

Heaven’s emergency broadcast system. Stay tuned.


#3

Knowing Spokane, I would not be surprised.


#4

#5

Will anyone notice?


#6

My guess is going to be trains on the rails.

I camped overnight at this traihead in east Texas last December, and a train came through the s-curve on the lower tracks in the middle of the night at a very slow pace. Eeriest, yet most interesting music I’ve ever heard.


#7

Heaven is acknowledging Trump in the correct manner.


#8

The world ended. Didn’t you get the epistle?


#9

Agreed. A friend of mine has a house by a train-yard. Every day at 10pm a train comes in. It sounds exactly like a horror movie soundtrack. Eerie.


#10

Probably just some sort of new whale or something.


#11

But Trump was elected!
I thought God would be happy!
:roll_eyes:


#12

Yah, this “herald” is a few decades late for Spokane.


#13

Hmmmmmm. Trying to come up with a “trump-ette” joke…


#14

That could be a good short story or book.

“Two years into the Trump regime the Apocalypse happens and… no one notices. What’s a horseman to do when eclipsed by a human with an inhuman appetite for destruction and mayhem?”


#15

Well, McMorris-Rogers is our representative…


#16

A herald for the 1974 world’s fair?


#17

Possible explanation: someone in Spokane was playing this a little too loud on their stereo:


#18

Suspension train sound.


#19

…and then there’s that relic in that church in greece that supposedly contains some saint’s blood, and it has a history of coagulating and then UN-coagulating on certain dates, and this year it just missed one (for maybe the first time, i dunno). anyway, it apparently portends horrendous things for 2017.

EDIT: here’s the link to the story:

http://theweek.com/speedreads/668384/ancient-vial-miracle-blood-failed-liquefy-thats-bad-omen-2017


#20

Could only improve the valley.