Nebraska woman is suing every gay person in America

[karl_jones]

@generic_name

I recall a friend of mine who works in a law office sending me a bit of some old legal document he found where a guy tried to sue Satan, blaming the evil one for his failures in business and life. The court apparently allowed it to proceed, but the case didn’t get past day one because Satan failed to appear in court.

I did, in fact, appear in that courtroom on day one.

Can you guess whose flesh I wore?

Forever,
Satan

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