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Still laughing at this ownage:
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chef’s kiss
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I dunno if I’m doing this right but this post needs more likes.
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This is both an amazing burn and an incredibly succinct summary.
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I’m putting the odds that Trump has ever been inside a grocery store somewhere between slim and none. If he’s worried about the global wheat supply (narrator: he isn’t), he should tell his good friend Vlad to get the fuck out of Ukraine. But the odds he knows that wheat is involved in bread production are even slimmer than odds of his having been in a grocery store, so probably (definitely) we should just ignore the word-sounding noises coming from his pie hole.
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