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[Purplecat]

Feral Peacocks terrorize Canadian neighborhood

“Guys and gals and dogs better scurry When those peacocks take over Surrey, When the peacocks take over Surrey you will cringe non-stop. Watch those birds and see how they flutter As they knock your ass in the gutter, They’ll make you and yours start to mutter and to call a cop When the peacocks invade Surrey and impinge your treetop.” (With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein.)

Bravo. Thread over. Nobody’s going to top that.