“Guys and gals and dogs better scurry
When those peacocks take over Surrey,
When the peacocks take over Surrey you will cringe non-stop.
Watch those birds and see how they flutter
As they knock your ass in the gutter,
They’ll make you and yours start to mutter and to call a cop
When the peacocks invade Surrey and impinge your treetop.”
(With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein.)
