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Click through for the fine adaptation of a famous Elton John song.

Trump compares his lack of an organ to Elton John's organ

I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Puppet Man (with apologies to SEJ) My bed is warm, with Fox and Friends, executive time ‘til 10AM, And I’m gonna be hi-i-igh as a kite by then… I miss New York so much, I miss my life, Who knew this new job would be so hard?, But for 50 bu-u-ucks, you can kiss my ring. And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time 'til P…