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347 risk analysts were asked: "What are the most likely risks for the world over the next year and a half?"

I gotta just say, given the year we’ve already had, that’s the weakest, laziest list of possible disasters that could have been imagined. But this is what we get from the exciting world of risk analysts. A REAL list would include: We lose the moon. Nutritionists announce they were wrong, kale is bad for you. Murder hornets become less of a threat when the murder squirrels show up. 50% increase in creepy clown sightings. Every few days the sun flickers. Aliens feel bad for us a…