Just giving the CannibalPeas what they want, and keeping cannibals happy seems like wisdom.
Meh, dog isnāt really my taste. Especially ancient mystic dogs.
Good. Then Iāll just protect you as we walk.
I was about to say, āAs a non-pea, you are safe!ā
(artistās rendering based on eye-witness accounts)
(also, be very careful is you ever decide to google for āpea monsterā. Typos matter)
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that you carried me.
This is reminding me of the time I got to visit Cementerio de la Recoleta in Buenos Aries. As we approached the gate there was an Anubis-y looking black dog sitting, at attention, off to the right side, motionlessā¦just watching the crowd go in and out.
My partner at the time and I simultaneously looked at each other and said something along the lines of āYou see that too, right?ā to each other
Wow. Justā¦wow. @_@
Well said, doc.
Seriously though: