Neo-Nazis Attack Boing Boing Publisher

Depends on the specific subtype.

  • The White Supremacist Neo-Nazi hates all Jews (except for the ones directly related to The Orange Emperor), because we are infiltrators out to destroy the purity of the White race.
  • The Christofascists hate the Diasporic Jews more, because we aren’t returning to Israel so that we can die in a mass blood sacrifice to bring back their zombie god (see the Left Behind series for how they think that works).
  • The Chan Neo-Nazis hate all Jews except for the ones that are their fellow trollies, but also find us hilarious on how easy we are to “trigger” with fun little memes about gas showers and mass graves.

Etc.

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“Hey dude, uh I mean, heil brother, I just saw the new stuff you added to the site.”
“Pretty cool huh?”
“Yeah I dunno. Threatening lynchings, murders, and religious extermination? I feel like some of these people you’re sending death threats to might report you to the police or the FBI or something.”
“Naaahh, I’ve got it covered. I copy-pasted the terms & conditions from Funny Or Die, so if the cops call, I can just say it’s parody!”
“Oh dude! You’re so smart. Dang, you think of everything. Heil!”
“Heil, yo.”

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“Heil Yo” lol

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Describes the crowd that voted for Trump – i.e., Neo-Nazis – and Trump himself.

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Nice photo, and nice dog. Sorry it’s being used in this context.

The “thoughts” of Nazi losers* are invalid as usual, whether or not they’ve been emboldened by the alt-right’s electoral victory.

[* a redundancy in many senses, but still true]

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Does claiming that it’s a parody site actually give these pricks a pass?

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Classy. They should get some real jobs, since they obviously have too much time on their hands.

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Fuck, I wish I had something useful to say. @jlw I just hope you, Nemo and your family are safe, and stay safe.

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No, though I assume they’re stupid and ignorant enough to imagine it does, since they are Nazis after all.

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Also a note to California Attorney General Xavier Becerra might be in order along with the names of other California-based journalists who’ve been threatened, as well as a direct FBI report. I doubt that the Justice Department under Attorney General Jeff “KKK” Sessions is going to be interested in following up on cases where neo-Nazis target Jews, but one of the advantages of living in California is having an A.G. with a big stick.

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I just reported them to their DNS registrar.

If you notice they have an ad for steroids in the sidebar.

A little WHOIS digging shows that both the hate site and illegal pharmacy are owned by the same account.

It won’t make them go away forever - but it should shut them up for a bit.

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I am sorry you have to deal with this.

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You are The Man!

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Not at all. If they sent a personal letter to someone describing in great detail the horrible things they’d do, and then in tiny 6-point type at the bottom had “lol j/k”, it wouldn’t protect them. If the FBI wants to check these guys out, a bogus disclaimer does nothing.

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That image of Trump on their t-shirt does look like a parody, or is that just his resting shit-gibbon face?

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Not a Blues Brothers fan?

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And in the meantime if the good people in this town could change it’s name from Whitefish, Montana to Gefiltefish, Montana and the neo-nazis just might leave. :smiley:

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You have my axe as well!! Buried right in their asses!

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