“Never push a slower friend down,” when fleeing bears, writes National Park Service

[the_borderer]

What if the bear is wearing a hat and coat, with a note attached saying “Please look after this bear. Thank you.”?

[KiltedDad]

It’s like they WANT you to be eaten by a bear. Who would want that?

[belovedvillain]

Does anyone else appreciate how in its own way, a national institution is contributing to weird Twitter?

It’s a shame that Musk owns that site.

[anon33932455]

Wearing a note, grab your coat (and run)
Wearing a hat, ain’t got time for that (and run)

[the_borderer]

So, don’t offer it a marmalade sandwich and invite it into your home?

Paddington Bear

[anon33932455]

Bear with marmalade, time to fade
Bear in your home, time to roam.

[almighty_bob]

Bear on Cocaine is insane in the brain. Don’t climb a tree that’s not how to flee. Flee in ambulance you don’t have a chance.

Remember, Cocaine bear doesn’t want to eat you it’s just wanting to know what your internal organs look like.

Just say no to bears!

[FGD135]

[DukeTrout]

@the_borderer

What if the bear is wearing a hat and coat, with a note attached saying “Please look after this bear. Thank you.”?

Then it depends on your marmalade status.

[Surprise_Puma]

This gif has brought me so much joy over the last two days. I keep popping back in to watch it.

[DukeTrout]

Were there salmon involved?

John West - Bear (2000, UK)

[ric_carter]

When we detect bearcrap on the porch of our mountain cabin, we do not venture outside. Let local bears and pumas compete.