What if the bear is wearing a hat and coat, with a note attached saying “Please look after this bear. Thank you.”?
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It’s like they WANT you to be eaten by a bear. Who would want that?
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Does anyone else appreciate how in its own way, a national institution is contributing to weird Twitter?
It’s a shame that Musk owns that site.
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Wearing a note, grab your coat (and run)
Wearing a hat, ain’t got time for that (and run)
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So, don’t offer it a marmalade sandwich and invite it into your home?
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Bear with marmalade, time to fade
Bear in your home, time to roam.
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Bear on Cocaine is insane in the brain. Don’t climb a tree that’s not how to flee. Flee in ambulance you don’t have a chance.
Remember, Cocaine bear doesn’t want to eat you it’s just wanting to know what your internal organs look like.
Just say no to bears!
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Then it depends on your marmalade status.
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This gif has brought me so much joy over the last two days. I keep popping back in to watch it.
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Were there salmon involved?
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When we detect bearcrap on the porch of our mountain cabin, we do not venture outside. Let local bears and pumas compete.
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