New age bullshit generator

Do you know how difficult it is to type and laugh your ass of at the same time?

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AKA Goop Webpage Builder.

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You could throw a few of these at Deepak Chopra and he would love them.
Then, you could show him that the New Age bullshit generator generated them and he’d still love them.

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The program that produces them reorganizes the mathematically pure gestalt of the internet community and all like that there.

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This is so retro. NewAge lingo was absorbed as corporate speech decades ago.

BTW NewAge rhymes with sewage.

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New Age is a crystal shop in the Florida Keys.

How retro! So groovy! I can channel my inner gemologist!

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New Age is so 20th Century.

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Some eerily similarities.

Read and let the hilarity overwhelm you.

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Let’s not forget

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I don’t know about ruled by it, but I can promise you that I’m quite aware of the role that bondage has in my life. Thanks just the same, NABS generator! (In fairness, it’s about as coherent as that mopes that actually are spouting this nonsense.)

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