Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/16/new-images-of-us-defense-departments-secret-drone-that-looks-like-a-ufo.html
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Post contributed by Allan Rose Hill.
I mean, it looks like a UFO or a B1 bomber.
Mash all the words!!
B-2.
Enigmatic? Is that really the right word for an expensive, stealthy killing machine?
“mysterious and impossible to understand completely”
In this context: “We really don’t know jack about it, but it looks cool.”
I swear, it just showed up at the skunk works one day. We don’t have any idea where it came from…
Oh, I thought they meant more in the dating sense.
“It’s so smooth and enigmatic. I could change it ”
There have been attempts at “flying saucer” aircraft like the Avro Canada VZ-9 Avrocar, but this doesn’t “look like a UFO” unless you’ve never seen any stealth aircraft. This is a stealth drone and looks exactly like what one would it expect it to. The VZ-9 on the other hand could certainly be mistaken for the pop-culture idea of a “UFO”.
Horten Ho 229
Oooh baby, slip under my radar and bomb my most sensitive areas…
Oi, no carpet bomb jokes!
No no, we’re all about precision-guided penetrating payloads, I promise…
OK, we’re done, now, before it gets worse
Electro-propulsion? Tell me more!
So much for the whole ‘batteries are never going to be useful in aviation!’ thing.