I hear they prefer cars from the 1950s…for obvious reasons.
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We can call fish-spirits from the vasty ocean.
And now, we can give them a way to come when we call them.
Also: looking forward to this showing up in a future Jaws reboot.
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The Stingray up ahead was all over the road. He was driving while fried. I can smell a reefer from a block away. Tried to put up a struggle too so I hauled him in for ‘salt and batter’.
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Watch Teslas And Audis And Other Cars Smack Into Fake Kids In Demos Of Automatic Emergency Braking Systems
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On a positive note, by the time Level 5 autonomous driving actually works, the cars will be powered by highly miniaturized cold fusion power plants.
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Or the cars will rebel and try to run people over for fun.
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There is a short story by Isaac Asimov about this.
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B. F. Skinner would be proud.
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I thought the question would be, “SHOULD goldfish drive cars?” not “CAN they?” We hominids can also likely train mice, cockroaches, and 6502-chip-bots to drive, but why? What’s the gain for us?
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And a Stephen King one as well. He even directed the movie.
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Yeah… Cockroaches. What have they ever done for us? And now they want to borrow the car keys?
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Roaches borrow nothing. They only take, take, take. Say sayonara to the car keys. And to your kids hiding in the back seat.
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