Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/27/newly-discovered-sharks-that-w.html
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there is typically something unique about their genes — a “special sauce”.
“special sauce” = Science
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I, for one, welcome our future walking shark overlords.
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Bummer. I suppose they also lack lasers on their heads. [Views photo] Double bummer.
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That’s some shit camouflage, though. Gaudy fucker. Kids today…
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Great… - only a couple more evolutionary steps before they are terrestrial and we have bulette to deal with…
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Perhaps a subset of the world’s sharks were carried to a new locale in the course of an unusual weather event. A “Sharkphoon” or “Shark-rricane,” if you will.
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I know it said not on land, but I still say, ‘NOPE!’
That’s frankly adorable; a teeny shark with seal-adjacent locomotion. And, since it’s well known that seals are aqueous dogs, by the transitive property these little guys are clearly pisciform-puppies.
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Candygram…
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Considering climate change is this a good time to be moving towards living on land? What is evolution thinking?
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It’s the Kraken I tells ya.
Could be worse; could be sharks disguised as kittens:
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Or smaller version:
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Yasy, it’s a shark you want to boop on the schnozz. Oh-oh. Waaait. What is evolution up to here, exactly?
