Newspaper issues correction concerning human-goat war


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If there is anyone on this planet who could broker a truce, it's Dennis Rodman.


#3

Yea, it's all fun and games, until you get bleeted out of existence....


#4

Genetic engineers have been putting spider genes in goats for years. ON PURPOSE. We are fucked.


#5

I can't say I was that concerned. I know too well what we're up against.


#6

It's clearly a cover-up. The government knows all about the upcoming Goat War, and is taking great pains to hide it. The truth must get out, people!


#7

this newspaper seems unclear about the difference between a statement and a question.

but anyway, y'all are approaching this all wrong. none of this has anything to do with four-legged animals. everyone knows that World War 3 will be the Greatest Of All Time.


#8

We at Boing Boing would like to not apologize for cropping some seemingly unrelated woman into the story.


#9

It's coming. Don't you doubt it. It's coming I tell you!


#10

Also, Spider Goats:


#11

goat war? They're dangerous buggers wink


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This would never have happened if Obama hadn't damaged the dignity of the Presidency by appearing on an internet talk show.


#14

I first read that as goat stimulator. I thought "finally something for the farm boys".


#15

Time to start working on spiderpigs stuck_out_tongue


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the original article:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11062014.Your_interview__Richard_Robinson__Brighton_Science_Festival/


#17

I was just about to come in and drop some snark and this image stopped me dead. All other snark is hereby trumped by this grim view of the future.


#18

Fortunately Boing Boing has already alerted us about the inherent evil of goats:


#19

I, for one, welcome our new cloven-hoofed overlords.

(there, that's out of the way.)


#20

Somebody forgot the first rule of Goat War...