Are there no movie theaters in China?
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I for one welcome our new genetically engineered simian overlords!
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Was it Bachman or Palin that had that stupid line about âfully functioning human brains in mice?â This is pretty close to that level.
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A bit of an aside, but screw sites that wonât let you read in incognito mode.
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But why would anyone want to masturbate to an article about genetically enhanced monkeys?
(On second thought donât answer that.)
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Well, to be fair, from their perspectiveâŚ
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Bring on the âUplift Warsâ!
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âThis was the first attempt to understand the evolution of human cognition using a transgenic monkey model,â says Bing Su.
To me, this falls more in line with my pre-teen brother and I, one 4th of July, throwing a half brick of firecrackers and some lit matches into an overturned bucket⌠just to see what happens.
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Pharma companies use different primate research centers found in the US. I had worked briefly for some folks that did academic research at one such facility.
This facility had a problem finding techs for a different study because as it turns out humans donât like giving the same chimps intracraninal injections 20 times a day ⌠and most techs would only last a week before having to leave the job.
I suppose that robotics and automation will bring about a new, horrifying age to all of this.
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Or maybe Trump could have some more kids.
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Do you want zombies?
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Are you sure?
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It really is too bad Saul Bass didnât get the opportunity to make another movie.
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No more features, but hereâs a short adaptation of Bradburyâs âFrost and Fireâ:
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