Are there no movie theaters in China?
I for one welcome our new genetically engineered simian overlords!
Was it Bachman or Palin that had that stupid line about “fully functioning human brains in mice?” This is pretty close to that level.
A bit of an aside, but screw sites that won’t let you read in incognito mode.
But why would anyone want to masturbate to an article about genetically enhanced monkeys?
(On second thought don’t answer that.)
Well, to be fair, from their perspective…
Bring on the “Uplift Wars”!
“This was the first attempt to understand the evolution of human cognition using a transgenic monkey model,” says Bing Su.
To me, this falls more in line with my pre-teen brother and I, one 4th of July, throwing a half brick of firecrackers and some lit matches into an overturned bucket… just to see what happens.
Pharma companies use different primate research centers found in the US. I had worked briefly for some folks that did academic research at one such facility.
This facility had a problem finding techs for a different study because as it turns out humans don’t like giving the same chimps intracraninal injections 20 times a day … and most techs would only last a week before having to leave the job.
I suppose that robotics and automation will bring about a new, horrifying age to all of this.
Or maybe Trump could have some more kids.
Do you want zombies?
Are you sure?
It really is too bad Saul Bass didn’t get the opportunity to make another movie.
No more features, but here’s a short adaptation of Bradbury’s “Frost and Fire”: