Do you want ants?

#1

Are there no movie theaters in China?

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#2

I for one welcome our new genetically engineered simian overlords!

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#4

Was it Bachman or Palin that had that stupid line about “fully functioning human brains in mice?” This is pretty close to that level.

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#5

A bit of an aside, but screw sites that won’t let you read in incognito mode.

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#6

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#7

But why would anyone want to masturbate to an article about genetically enhanced monkeys?

(On second thought don’t answer that.)

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#8

Well, to be fair, from their perspective…

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#9

Bring on the “Uplift Wars”!

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#10

“This was the first attempt to understand the evolution of human cognition using a transgenic monkey model,” says Bing Su.

To me, this falls more in line with my pre-teen brother and I, one 4th of July, throwing a half brick of firecrackers and some lit matches into an overturned bucket… just to see what happens.

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#11

Pharma companies use different primate research centers found in the US. I had worked briefly for some folks that did academic research at one such facility.

This facility had a problem finding techs for a different study because as it turns out humans don’t like giving the same chimps intracraninal injections 20 times a day … and most techs would only last a week before having to leave the job.

I suppose that robotics and automation will bring about a new, horrifying age to all of this.

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#12

Or maybe Trump could have some more kids.

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#14

Yessssssss… whatever plans they have for us I want antssss…

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#15

Do you want zombies?

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#17

Are you sure?

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