Originally published at: Nigerians warned not to buy nostrums from televangelist - Boing Boing
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I imagine that Jeremiah Fufeyin decided that “Senior Pastor” just wasn’t grand enough for him.
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I wonder if Russell M Nelsonis feeling put out?
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Probably he’s trying to overcome his prophet…
The Rule of Two still applies, I hope
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It’s spelled “p-r-o-f-i-t”, actually.
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The holy water shtick supposedly involves praying or at least hand-waving over it doesn’t it? Is one therefore to imagine that there’s a chair for a priest type person furiously blessing above the factory packaging line? or can you make a whole load of holy water as it is loaded en-mass into the truck? (“No, you agnostic hell-bound fool! You simply bless the filler nozzle”)
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Hopefully it’s just plain old Dihydrogen Monoxide and not something like the Miracle Mineral Supplement scam that was going around in the world in late 2020.
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Isn’t it wise to avoid nostrums from anyone? 
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