Originally published at: No, NASA did not warn against masturbating in space | Boing Boing
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But if you nut in space, it does push you back though.
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lol I thought this exact same thing. 
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Zero G and the result of masturbation doesn’t seem like a good combination
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NASA did not warn against tube socks in space too
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“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session … it finds its way,” the scientist continued.
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Keep Kate from getting to the Space Station and we’ll be fine.
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There’s a joke to be made here about an O-ring, but it’s still too damn soon.
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Weird how you almost never hear about women rubbing one out on the job; seems like it’s usually dudes.
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Right?! And who would even know what a woman does in her rack if they weren’t being a gross perv?
If I had a chance to go to space, I can’t rule out having an orgasm on takeoff, but I won’t leave the mission in any jeopardy due to it. 
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My wife enjoys power boats and hasn’t jeopardized any outings yet. 
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Haha I hear about it quite often from certain female colleagues of mine. I think they’re just more discrete usually?
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