NOAA finds mysterious patterns of holes that "look almost human made" at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean

I was thinking of a marine-based trap like the one the goblins used in The Hobbit (or was that LOTR?).

They’re from a starfish doing cartwheels.

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We need someone in a red shirt to investigate more closely.

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At this point given who’s in charge of the US would it really be a downgrade if the Deep Ones played ball?

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Seeding sea Triffids…

Those are in fact holes made by almost humans.

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A starfish doing cartwheels
A lobster wearing high heels
Look at all the happy creatures dancing in the deep
An underwater hubbub discovered by remote sub
Do, do, do, looking under the sea

Ok, I couldn’t get the last rhyme to work. I’m sorry. I tried.

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Area 51 Aliens GIF by Sky HISTORY UK

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Angry Spiny Crustacean Man?

RedSpinyMan

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It’s the Prime Meridian. You can see the dashed line on most modern versions of the world map.

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You’re ready for the New Management, then?

Its obviously where God poked the crust of the Earth to see if it was done baking yet.

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a clockwork orange no drought…

The origin story of Crablante!

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Tear along dotted line…?

Simple fix, just send a flat earther to the underside of the Earth with some flextape to patch the leaks. Don’t want all that precious water falling out of earth and into space. /srcsm

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What deep-sea biologists say amongst themselves: “There’s a shitload of crap down there that we know Jack Squat about.”

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It’s the edge of a very large sheet of stamps from when Earth was delivered. Still moist.

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Starfish Hitler and his secret weapons!

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I have a textbook of deep sea biology (Gage and Tyler?) lying around somewhere and there were several chapters on puzzling out seabed patterns.

You science with the data you can afford to obtain.

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