Originally published at: Nobody has claimed ownership of the mysterious rocket that recently crashed on the moon | Boing Boing
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Whoops! Sorry about that. My backyard experiment got the better of me.
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“Do not taunt your model rocketry!”
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As with most things in Texas, the Chronicle is immune to facts
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I’m still sticking with Andy Griffith.
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I loved that series as a kid.
In all seriousness, my suspicion falls mainly on the Russian space agency, because, well, they are the sorts of dicks that would fuck up a lunar project and then pretend it never happened.
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I’m pretty confident it was Slim Pickens…
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As @Bemopolis said upthread, it’s an old Chinese rocket.
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“He who smelt it, dealt it.”
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Of course knowing who the owner is, and the owner claiming ownership, are two very different things
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Yeah, I keep neglecting the Chinese habit of doing shit because they have this huge chip on their shoulder, and seem to believe morals are for chumps because morals are what caused China to fall behind “the West”. Which is bullshit, but fuck it.
Yeah, the Chinese national space program is also a candidate for doing fucked up shit and not owning up to it. My bad for neglecting that in the face of the fucked up shit Roskosmos has been up to.
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Slim’s headed in the wrong direction 
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